Bachelorette Backtalk - Eppisode Five

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Zzzz zzzzzzzzz zz Oh sorry, I think I fell asleep. 

Ok seriously, did anyone else find that episode soooo boring. 

I'm glad Kasey is finally gone because he was horrid.

I still think Kurt and Roberto are front runners.

Rated R is back in my bad books.

Aly looks pretty this episode but I'm liking Frank less and less. 

That's about all I have ladies...

Until the little deleted scene thing with Craig on the tiny horse! That was hilarious!

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Bachelorette Backtalk - Eppisode Four

WOW! I don't know how Ali keeps a strait face for some of this garbage! Tonight was hilarious! Multiple serenades, cheesy lines, spandex...WOW! Kirk is hot though, definitely my fave up there with Roberto! Kasey has GOT TO GO! There is no way she is that stupid to keep him around. The producers had to have rigged that one. It's just crazy. Especially where it shows him getting another one on one date with her next week? That doesn't make sense. Anyway here are a few of my favorite lines from Kasey tonight:

"Her and I...We're pretty much meant to be together!"

"Yeah, Pretty Intense Stuff" - after singing to her! WOW!

"Jump in...stay a while" - in reference to his heart...PUKE!

And I swear if I hear him say "Guard and Protect her Heart" one more time I'll loose it.

"You guys are all diamonds in my heart" AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha! 

Oh Kasey, thank you for providing my night with strait up laughter AT you! I seriously can not believe this dude and really really hope he doesn't last another week! Now comment away with your thoughts, teasing, fave quotes etc. I get such a kick out of reading your comments each week. It's so fun!

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Bachelorette Backtalk - Eppisode Three

Just because I think it's funny, here are my notes in order!

Kasey aka Muddle Mouth - I can't stand you.

Love love love loved her black dress on the date with Roberto! I want it. Plus wouldn't their kids be gorgeous!

Hahahah poor Frank! His cheek was sooo red!

Weather man is such a pussy. aww he cried. Moment done. still a pussy.

With all the cute aprons out there...seriously?

I'm gonna be a bum while you support me - Hunter. LAME

Steve: picnic...and chap stick! haha Champange "my hands are fragile" what the!

Ty - shut up! How insecure are you that you have to act like a little whiny gossiping girl. Good job Justin for walking up and calling them out on it.

No no no Roberto don't get into the gossip...no eek stop! aw crap.

Aww I feel so bad for Justin. I want to give him a hug. Those jerks. I'd just leave. Poor guy.

Ewww don't give Ty a rose.

What's with the ball gown? Is that necessary?

Ewww Kasey, really? Puke

Barf Craig too? Why

Yay Frank!

EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Weatherman really? Producers Pick.

Aww I feel bad for picnic man.

Ha-ha did you see Justin shake hands with weatherman and weatherman roll his eyes. that's funny.

Oh my gosh next week looks hilarious! I think I can safely predict Kasey wont be around much longer!

Hahahahah look what i found on Google images! Bwhahahahah! I bet he made it himself!

Mouse in the house! Hilarious that totally cracked me up! What a great end to the show! Ok, I'll watch next week!

Hope you enjoyed my notes! Now let me hear some of yours!!

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Bachelorette Backtalk - Eppisode Two

Umm...Seriously...Seriously? - wow.

That was horrible. 

Ok I take that back, I enjoyed the first 15 minutes! 

I really like both Frank and Roberto! They are definitely my favorites to win Ali's heart! I'm sad Chris had to go tonight but mostly I feel bad for him! Talk about being snubbed in the editing room; they didn't even show his exit interview or goodbye to Ali...nothing! Aww!

So since we got so snubbed I thought I'd give you guys a little flashback pic!

Welcome to Grad 2001 @ Timberline High School 

Ok, now I'm embarrassed! The funny thing is...I thought I looked good that night! hahahah! Amazing how time changes our perspective eh! Chris looks cute though at least!

Anyway back to 2010 and the Bachelorette...what was you're take on the show? I'm so excited to hear your opinions, backtalk and teasing! One word...Weatherman! How on earth did he get a rose with lines like this:

"I'm a brown belt. You come at me, I'm just gonna put my hand in your face."

I would have kick both of them off Craig and Weatherman!

But let's not forget Craig's wise advice of the night:

"Ali not giving me a rose... She missed a big opportunity."

Really Craig, really! You were drunk the whole show...are you even sure who Ali is?

But I must say my favorite quote of the night came from Frank...don't get me wrong I love Frank but this just killed me!

"I'm managing a retail store while I write..." aka "I make no money!" #Fail

 Ahh, Bachelorette...I will never get these hours back and I can't seem to care! At least Ali looked super cute tonight! Especially when she wasn't all dolled up...or in a bikini top with pants...I'd label that a #fail too! Now let's get this convo started! Comment away my bloggy sistas! I can't wait to hear your thoughts!

And after you comment check out a deleted scene here: 

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Bachelorette Backtalk - Eppisode One

WOW...That was rough! So many of these guys are total dorks! 

Here are a few of my favorite quotes and quote summaries of the night:

Hi, I'm Jason...I can do a back flip.

Hunter: "Coming in for the hug"...now I gotta pee. (Um...gross!)

Kirk: "I made you a scrapbook"...with pictures my mom...what?

Chris: Did you say Macrame ...that's impressive!

Casey: My dad actually cheated on my mom..(now that's a good 1st meeting talk)
 

Don't remember who but still hilarious:

In regards to Hunter playing the guitar: "He tries to be like romeo but he's the nerd that never gets the girl!"

"I think Craig's here to get more hair products."

Another thing I thought was so funny was the random crap these guys give her! Here is a list of the gifts Ali got tonight:

scrapbook
fishhook
sneaker keychain (Really...)
magic flower
fake ring
heart necklace reminiscent of best friend necklaces from elementary school...(wow!)

And my final thoughts for the night...

 To the guy who for some reason chose to speak about premature ejaculation...let's hope being voted off on the first night will keep America from remembering you! I'm not even going to post your picture!

Craig...your hair is horrid.

And lastly...This guy got a rose...seriously?

What were the highlights for you? Do you have a favorite? I 'm sad to see that Chris was no where to be found in a single scene in the preview of the season so that doesn't look good! Anyway now it's all you, comment away and lets chat about this crazy show!

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Do YOU watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette?

It starts Monday and I was kind of sick of the show so I didn't watch last season but my sister instant messaged me on Friday and said, "  Hey, didn't you go to school with Chris?"   Sure did! So I am definitely watching this season and am so intrigued! Let's watch together and then each Monday after the show I'll throw up a post with my thoughts and everyone can comment with their thoughts! Bad mouthing and teasing totally encouraged! C'mon...it's the Bachelorette you know half the guys are cast for our entertainment! Yay! I'm so excited, Go Chris!!

  Chris H.

Age: 27

Occupation: Real Estate Developer

Hometown: Campbell River, Canada

Resides in: Vancouver, Canada

What he likes to do for fun: Play hockey, spend time with family

What he considers his three best attributes: Being tenacious, loyal and motivated

His favorite book: How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

His favorite holiday: Visiting somewhere historical or cultural, or somewhere he's planned a physical adventure

Tattoo Count: 0

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